March 5, 2006

Originally posted to ydnar.vox.com in March 2006.

Overheard at Otis bar last night:

We're from Miami. You should should be there, it's where all the beautiful people are. Except us, of course.

You know, the poor people are buying up all the $500,000 houses here. I don't want to live near poor people.

I believe they were wearing cashmere.