Costume Errata

November 1, 2007

Originally posted to ydnar.vox.com in October 2007.


Because I’m going to have to explain this a million times today:

  • I’m a character from a videogame.
  • For the PlayStation 2.
  • It’s called Ico.
  • The protagonist doesn’t have a name.
  • He’s a little boy who saves a princess from monsters in a castle.
  • He fights windmills and smoke with a wooden stick.
  • I’m that character.
  • I left the stick at home. I may go home and get it.
  • The reason I’m wearing a suit is because the little boy grew up and got a job.
  • Ico is probably my favorite game of all time.