Originally posted to ydnar.vox.com in October 2007.

Ico

Randy

Because I’m going to have to explain this a million times today:

• I’m a character from a videogame.
• For the PlayStation 2.
• It’s called Ico.
• The protagonist doesn’t have a name.
• He’s a little boy who saves a princess from monsters in a castle.
• He fights windmills and smoke with a wooden stick.
• I’m that character.
• I left the stick at home. I may go home and get it.
• The reason I’m wearing a suit is because the little boy grew up and got a job.
• Ico is probably my favorite game of all time.