Ze Frank’s letter with gems like these:

“Even though you’ve become massively in debt from gifts you bought your ex, at least your newfound addiction to cigarettes has left you with bad breath.”

“Since on average you fall in love every 9 years, you’ll only be 40 when it happens again.”

“You get to do a huge spring-cleaning regardless of the season since half your stuff is now in the “memorabilia” category.”

“You get to experience what its like to be a depressed, tormented artist…just without the motivation or talent.”