This is a bastardization of this meme, also seen here, here and here.

Four Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up

1. Architect
2. Archaeologist
3. Steve Jobs
4. Cargo Pilot

Four Things I've Lost

1. The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle by Haruki Murakami. Purchased: February 1, 2006, 5:45PM. Lost: February 2, 2006, 12:30 AM.
2. 1 pair Dolce & Gabbana sunglasses. First donned: July 3, 2004, 6:23 PM. Left on bar: July 4, 2004, 1:50 AM.
3. Pile of CMGI stock. Exercised: November 1999. Sold: uh.
4. A star-shaped patch of hair on the crown of my head, due to Really Stupid King of the Hill game. Date scalped: June 18, 1989.

Four Episodes of The Wire I Could Watch Over and Over

1. Season 1, episode 1: The Target
2. Season 1, episode 3: The Buys
3. Season 2, episode 1: Ebb Tide
4. Season 3, episode 11: Middle Ground

Four Links to Anil

1. Anil
2. Anil
3. Anil
4. Anil