Originally posted to ydnar.vox.com in August 2006.

designer puppy

Last night Pista completely demolished 1 pair $200 snowboarding goggles and snuck into the shower where she found, dragged upstairs, and ultimately dismantled a 32 ounce bottle of moisturizer. This morning the floor of the loft was littered with the remains of same, one happy dog, and huge smears of lotion all over her dog bed.

Next step: Leave bathroom door closed at night and secure valuables in closet.

Edit: Now she's attempting to eat bamboo.