QotD: It’s hot in here...

What’s the most extreme weather you’ve been in? A memorable storm? Heat wave? Or something else?

Aha, the second time I can use this story for a QotD. Hint: Kyushu + blizzard + bicycle.

Originally posted to ydnar.vox.com in July 2006.

QotD: Shaken not stirred

What’s your favorite drink or cocktail? What’s in it? Question submitted by charm.vox.com

I call it The Alcoholic. Ingredients:

  • one part Gin

I kid!

copper stills

Depending on the time of day, er night, the phase of the moon, and general welfare of imbimement budget, my drink of choice varies widely. When I’m feeling posh and not looking for a big night, it’s a Lagavulin, neat. Typical night-out fuel is Hangar One & soda (Hangar One are out in Alameda, they have an excellent tasting room).

My wine rack is never without a bottle of Honig Sauvignon Blanc and a Robert Sinskey Pinot.

On the hop side, I favor the somewhat local brew of the Anderson Valley, in particular Boont Amber. For special occasions, my fridge stocks Saison DuPont, a Belgian farmhouse ale and a good one at that. The other Belgian, or in this case Flemish bottle that makes the cut is the Duchess.

Originally posted to ydnar.vox.com in July 2006.

Atop Twin Peaks

Originally posted to ydnar.vox.com in July 2006.

Alien Ninja Sea Lions From the Future

San Francisco never fails in the random WTF department.

Edit: Further explanation.

So every evening after work I go for a ride. Yesterday evening as I passed through Aquatic Park (next to Fisherman’s Wharf) I saw this crowd standing around a couple cop cars near the bleachers between the bay and the museum.

I initially thought someone was either hurt or committing some heinous crime like being homeless in tourist attraction, but as I got closer I realized everyone was either A) laughing or B) filming something with their digital cameras/camcorders/phones/whatever. Naturally I joined the fray, getting these shots of the police car adorned with marine mammal sporting an electronic fauxhawk complete with antennas. No giant lasers, I’m afraid.

Hey, you! Get off my car!

Originally posted to ydnar.vox.com in July 2006.

Almost Famous

I almost have a Wikipedia entry. Dear lazyweb…

Originally posted to ydnar.vox.com in July 2006.

Depressing Story of the Day

Boy, 15, Beaten with his Artificial Leg

Also in the news: Israel & Lebanon trying to start World War III, Congress bending to the will of King Bush, and DC in a state of emergency.

Originally posted to ydnar.vox.com in July 2006.

QotD: No shouting on the bus!

What was your most memorable or favorite school field trip?

25 years ago I went on a field trip to the Zoo with my class from the American School in Vogelweh, Germany.  When we got to the Orangutan cages, the beasts uncerimoniously started hurling feces at the military brats. Your narrator was singled out by one particularly vicious mother orangutan for a rather nasty shit missle. I hated those stupid monkeys for a long time.

Originally posted to ydnar.vox.com in July 2006.

Bluetooth Headset for the Convertible Set

Bone conduction technology is cool, especially when the implementation leaves to the imagination exactly how this is supposed to fit on your ear. I know a couple people who will be sporting one of these in short order…you know who you are.

Originally posted to ydnar.vox.com in July 2006.

Holy War

This is a brilliant solution to the age-old problem of tabs versus spaces in source code. Instead of treating tabs as indent of a fixed size, treat the source code as tabular data, where the tab character jumps to the next logical column, where the width of said column is determined by the widest point in the document.

(via Slashdot)

Originally posted to ydnar.vox.com in July 2006.

Planes, Trains and Automobiles

This one time in Japan, I was caught in a blizzard on top of a volcano in Kyushu, abandoned on a 70 mile bridge between Shikoku and Honshu and caught Scarlet Fever.

sure, it’s just a few more miles
closer

Had I died it might have been a worse vacation. If you ever go to Japan, never try to simultaneously tour the country on a 1) bicycle 2) whilst camping and 3) doing it in the [spring]. Pick one.

Edit: OK, so between these particularly traumatic events, I was caught in:

  • Three tunnels in the middle of the night trying to find a tiny mountain onsen town.
  • A torrential spring downpour, utterly soaking myself and everything I owned.
  • A half dozen notable fights with my girlfriend (we broke up halfway through this trip).
symbolism

Originally posted to ydnar.vox.com in July 2006.